Monday, October 25, 2010

Counter

I just added a gadget.

It's a counter that tells you how many people visit your site everyday.

I wanted to pimp my website to accommodate the fine tastes of my viewers. I know I have thousands, this is the internet after all. Plus, I thought it would be nice to know just how famous my website is.

It isn't.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Migraine

I've been experiencing a lot of "firsts" lately. As for this migraine, I'm hoping it will also be the last. I don't want to feel sick like that again.

It started with my left eye getting blurry. I was already freaking out at this stage. When my left eye blacked out, there was a sudden sting to the right side of my brain. It hurt like a motherfucker.

There were several applicants in the reception area at the office, who were kinda cute by the way, or maybe that's just because I was seeing with just one freakin eye. I don't know, but I curled there in the couch praying and scared shit that I'm going blind.

I heard our HR talking to the applicants and I can feel him staring at me. He must be thinking "what is he up to0 this time?"

Then it got worse. My mouth started to fill with saliva, soaking my pillow along with manly tears. When I felt that I can't keep it in any longer, I got up and went to the sink. I was followed by the HR who I suppose intended to berate me for seducing the applicants with my manly saliva.